When I posted my new Facebook Reading Challenge earlier this week, I completely forgot to mention the final book of my 2020 reading challenge, which was The Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris. I chose it because I just felt a bit of a laugh was in order at the end of what had been a challenging and intense few months. I decided to go for this one on audiobook because I love Sedaris’s unique style of delivery; he is mostly quite deadpan, but that just gives his occasional bursts of comic energy all the more impact.

The book is a series of sketches loosely based on Christmas themes. The longest of these, and the one which opens the book, is an account of the author’s time working as a Christmas elf at Santaland in Macy’s department store in New York city (the veracity is disputed, but who cares?). I made the mistake of starting to listen to this on one of my morning runs. I have to tell you that I had to stop several times, doubled over with breathless laughter and my chuckles got me some strange glances from passers-by! In the caricatures of ghastly parents, children, his fellow elves and the mostly overly self-important ‘Santas’ we can all recognise tiny little bits of ourselves. These pieces were first aired on various media in the early 1990s, but it is extraordinary how much of it remains punishingly accurate today. In the awful, domineering parents bullying their kids into posing for photos with Santa bearing gleeful smiles (regardless of their true feelings) he foreshadows instagram parenting which values the posting of an experience more highly than the experience itself. You could easily believe that Sedaris had been made completely cynical by his seasonal work experience but he ends the piece with an uplifting account of one of the truly magical Santas who really did enchant the children who came to see him.
The next couple of essays I found more clever than funny- one is a woman reading out her round robin Christmas letter in which she gives an account of her husband’s illegitimate Vietnamese daughter turning up at the family home, and ends very darkly when her own daughter’s baby dies, it turns out, at the hands of the narrator, who has tried to pin the blame for the crime on the Vietnamese ‘interloper’. Macabre humour indeed.
My favourite essay was called ‘6 to 8 Black Men’. It is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. It sounds very un-PC, but it is actually extremely self-deprecating and pokes fun at north American Christmas customs and the culture more generally (including the systemic racism), as compared to their European counterparts. I have had a couple of repeat listens of this piece and watched it on YouTube and it made me laugh just as much second and third time around. Sedaris’s humour is edgy at times, but I think the best comedy tends to makes you slightly uncomfortable.
This was a wonderful little collection, suitable for any time of year, and a perfect introduction to Sedaris, if you have not come across him before.
Highly recommended.




Fleabag: The Scriptures by Phoebe Waller-Bridge £20.00
Who Am I Again? by Lenny Henry £20.00
Wilding by Isabella Tree £9.99
Ness by Robert Macfarlane and Stanley Donwood £14.99
Twas the Nightshift before Christmas by Adam Kay £9.99
The Jewish Cookbook by Leah Koenig £35.00
Mother: A Human Love Story by Matt Hopwood £9.99
Poems to Fix a F**ked Up World by Various £9.99
Fucking Good Manners by Simon Griffin £9.99
The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse by Charlie Mackesy £16.99
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Illustrated edition) by JK Rowling and Jim Kay £32.00
Diary of a Dyslexic School Kid by Alais Winton and Zac Millard £9.99
The Book of Dust Volume Two: The Secret Commonwealth by Philip Pulman £20.00
No Ballet Shoes in Syria by Catherine Bruton £6.99
My Hidden Chimp by Steve Peters £12.99
Earth Heroes: Twenty Inspiring Stories of People Saving Our World by Lily Dyu £9.99
For little ones there’s We’re Going on a Bear Hunt on Christmas Eve on Channel 4 (might have to watch that even though mine are now teenagers!). Or the wonderful Paddington movie on 30th December on Channel 4.
Thomas Hardy’s Far From the Madding Crowd (one of my favourite Hardy novels) is on BBC2 on 23 December, Jane Austen’s Emma (with Gwyneth Paltrow) is on BBC2 on 28 December, Pride and Prejudice (starring Keira Knightley) is on More4 on Christmas Day, and the brilliant 2011 version of Charlotte Bronte’s Jane Eyre (the one with Michael Fassbender as Mr Rochester) is on BBC1 on 2 January.
Finally, for something a little more up to date, you could try 


It’s a Wonderful Life




It’s an expensive time of year and sometimes you just need a little token. Bookmarks are wonderful for popping into a card and can be as simple or as elaborate as you want, can convey a warm message, humour, be beautiful or functional (eg have a reading light on the end!). Go as cheap or as pricey as you want, maybe even make yourself, like these gorgeous watercolour ones from 
Becoming by Michelle Obama





Ottolenghi Simple by Yotam Ottolenghi








Cooking Up a Storm: The teen survival cookbook – Sam Stern & Susan Stern